Accident prone? Yup

Ok so it's about time I told you all that I'm accident prone. I'm always getting hurt in the most idiotic ways. The other day.. I fell off of a table backwards and yesterday I ran into the bar that we hang flowers on. My arm kills! Already there's a mark from where I hit it. I tend to walk into doors and walls. Can't walk in a straight line to save myself. I need to live in the hospital it's the only place I really am haha. So.. Hm. Wonder what'll happen next?